Catholic Pickup Lines Card Set

Description

Have you Lent someone your heart and want to ash them out? Do you think you’ve met a special someone, and you wish your guardian angel could intercede? Door Number 9 is here to be your wingman!

Here are the classic Catholic pick-up lines, now printed on 2.5×4 inch cards. Carry them with you inside the included slide-top metal tin so you can smoothly operate the top and slide out one of sixteen suggestions, including: “Confess here often?”; “Your eyes are so [Marian blue, Carmelite brown, or Ordinary Time green]”; and “Do you attend the Latin Mass? Because your form is Extraordinary.”

Don’t just watch that special someone pray the rosary when you could be spending decades with them. Open your heart (and your pick-up cards) and act now!

– 16 cards in a slide-top metal tin
– no two cards are alike
– tin is approximately 2 1/2 by 4 inches
– cards are business-card sized
– Door Number 9 original design
– we recommend prayers to St. Joseph and St. Ann for maximum effectiveness
– tin can also hold a few breath mints, we’re just sayin’